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So it’s that time of year again. Time to get cozy with the one you love, or the one your with. ^ . ~ So while you are passing out your valentines here are some sexy lingerie that you can spice up the day or night with.

Gok Wan Cherry Blossom Body Shaper - Simply Be - $37.00

One of my absolutely favorite sites is Simply Be and when I first saw this lovely piece of shapewear in their latest catalog, i’ll admit I kind of lost my shit over it. It is the Gok Wan Cherry Blossom Body Shaper. I love how it covers up the more jiggly bits (a.k.a. the belly) and also is just so classy. The fact that is a two-tone satin with lace and padded cups, just brings something elegant to the piece. Also in a world where so many pieces of lingerie are there to show more skin, I feel like this is just the right amount of exposure while still regaining your confidence with your lover. Pair this with some sexy stockings and you will have anybody you want eating out of the palm of your hand. Perfect if you want to be sweet and sexy this v day.

Black with White Stars and Red Trim Chemise - Torrid - $24.99

Over at torrid, the one piece that stood out the most for me was this lovely Black with White Stars and Red Trim Chemise. I personally feel that nothing makes me feel more sexy and feminine than bows, and the bow accenting on this piece is what initially drew me into this fun sexy and very punk rock chemise. Unlike the more structured look of above, this piece can be casual sexy. Pair with some cute black or red boy shorts and just see your honey go wild with desire over your luscious curves.

J'adore Overlay Chemise - Hips and Curves - $39.95

The last piece that really stood out to me, was from one of the best places to shop for plus size lingerie on the internet, Hips and Curves. Imagine having your baby come home to find you rocking this chemise with all of your curves in all the right places. This is the ultimate piece for romance. This super sexy chemise has black lace overlay and bow detail, adjustable shoulder straps, and includes a matching g-string. Perfect way to say “I love you”, now lets get down to business.

Any other fantastic pieces of plus size lingerie that you think I missed? Let me know in the comments below! Happy V Day everyone!

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This is me drawing the line. I have been searching plus size fashions and I can not believe some of the shit they are trying to sell us. I mean…. the probability of these things looking good on anyone is like one in a bajillion. I am just going to make these officially against fat grrrl law to wear… EVER. So if I catch any of you bitches trying to rock this shit, you are going to be taken away by the fashion police and forced to work in the sweatshop that is producing these monstrosities.

I look like a giant baby!

1. Rompers

You know what I was thinking… I wanted to relive my infancy through my clothing. Seriously? Who thought this was a great idea? Oh but there are so many different types of rompers! Sporty rompers, dressy rompers, swim rompers and much more! How can you possibly be against them all! Lets start from the beginning. The term romper means: A young child’s one-piece outer garment. Why in the hell would I want to be associated with that as a grown woman?

I absolutely love how in this photo they tried to dress her up in this disaster with some wedges and bangles. Oh she is ready to take on the town even though she looks like a giant toddler who just finished her Gymboree class. Plus it does absolutely nothing for her figure! It makes her look frumpy and lumpy. The last thing you want when you are wanting to go out and feel attractive. Bravo fashion world you have reached a new low.

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